Aries: smoke rings
Taurus: joyriding
Gemini: stitches
Cancer: she’s the prettiest girl at the party and she can prove it with a solid right hook
Leo: blood infections
Virgo: where do we belong? anywhere but here
Libra: neverenders
Scorpio: guilt tripping
Sagittarius: stage 4 fear of trying
Capricorn: all I want is nothing
Aquarius: tragician
Pisces: weighted
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<b></b></p><p> <b>DC Fun Fact:</b> Superman can hear every heartbeat on the planet and knows which one is Bruce Wayne’s</p><p></p><b>Me:</b> Now THAT'S gay.<p></p><p></p>
So literally “Bear Bear Bear”. The most bear a bear can be.
So bear. Much roar. Wow.
Also! The Arctic Circle is named for the bears, not the other way ‘round. It’s the Circle With Bears In, and the Antarctic is the Circle (and continent) Away From Bears.
Are you telling us that the poles of our world are Bear Continent and Anti-Bear Continent
Okay but what if Amelia Earhart disappeared because her plane crashed on Themyscira just like Steve Trevor’s and she decided to stay there to live a happy lesbian life
When i was 10, I sent a letter to Lemony Snicket. I didn’t receive a personal reply, but I got one of these. 7 years later I realized that there’s a message
The images are of a reply from Lemony Snicket, an author known for his A Series of Unfortunate Events, a book series aimed at older children. The reply is written in the voice of his narrator character. The narrator shares his pen name and frequently writes in vague references to the reader, who is included in the mystery as the correspondent to whom Lemony Snicket is sending his information.
The reply is titled “via VERY FAST DELIVERY.” The letters V.F.D. play a big part in the series. The note reads:
nly two things are more hazardous than writing to me during these times. They are eating mussels in July and receiving a rep y from me, both of which may leave you feverish, shaking, and alone.
However, it c n also be very uncomfortable to wait day a ter day for a reply that never comes, as I have since my last letter to a dear frie d.
Consequ ntly, I am sending you a lette containing Very Few Details.
Accept my humble thanks and fervent wishes for your continued safety, as well as the safety of the familiar-looking neighbor with whom you have never spoken.
With all due respect,
Lemony Snicket
Several letters from this note are deliberately missing. If the reader wrote down each letter that was missing, they would spell out: OLAF NEARBY
Count Olaf is the major villain in the series. Lemony Snicket is writing in code, suggesting that he can’t be candid because Olaf may be observing him or the reader. Creepy!
kara is so oblivious tho she would totally send pics of herself to lena in the morning like “sould i wear this shirt today” and lena would die bc kara is not wearing any pants in the pic but kara just keeps doing it over and over.. like, she’d send a pic from a changing room “is this bra good?” and lena would choke on her coffee in a middle of a conference call.. these are facts
